"Master of world defeated. Returning with new found Humanity".
do straight people do anything besides make babies and oppress minorities
do gay people do anything else but make fun of straight people?straight people have it so hard :(
Giant Marvelous Chester about to crash into the painted world.
when ur mum starts asking u things just as uve woken up
The Adventures of R. M. Less and Worschesly, Pt. 1
teachers who don’t force you to show your work
Just boyfriend things: when you start dressing like him
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.
Dear tumblr staff,
stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.